1 00:00:05,249 --> 00:00:07,030 So, Waller can just call me back? 2 00:00:07,910 --> 00:00:10,410 My apologies. I have orders to operate under the radar. 3 00:00:11,630 --> 00:00:12,630 To what end? 4 00:00:13,210 --> 00:00:15,970 Well, to inform you that you're not the only soldier who can deal with 5 00:00:15,970 --> 00:00:16,970 extraterrestrials. 6 00:00:18,390 --> 00:00:23,570 See, about a year ago, I was recruited by an intergalactic police force to 7 00:00:23,570 --> 00:00:25,570 this very sector of space. 8 00:00:26,590 --> 00:00:31,230 I was training in a distant solar system, and now I'm back to serve as the 9 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:32,230 Lantern. 10 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:33,350 The Green... 11 00:00:34,059 --> 00:00:35,720 Lantern. That's right. 12 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,700 See, the intergalactic police force is called the Green Lantern Corps. 13 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:48,440 They're amazing. 14 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:49,640 Thousands of years ahead of us. 15 00:00:50,980 --> 00:00:51,980 Uh -huh. 16 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:54,200 So let me get this straight. 17 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:59,580 These super -evolved space cops who are capable of protecting entire galaxies 18 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:02,440 sent you here to protect Earth? 19 00:01:03,070 --> 00:01:05,489 armed with a lantern. 20 00:01:07,090 --> 00:01:12,430 Now you see, the lantern is used to charge this. 21 00:01:18,050 --> 00:01:25,010 In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall 22 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:26,050 escape my sight. 23 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:31,590 Let those who worship evil's might fear the Green Lantern's might! 24 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:47,230 Yeah, listen, I understand that the oath is pretty corny, but, um, I mean, the 25 00:01:47,230 --> 00:01:48,230 getup? 26 00:01:48,710 --> 00:01:49,850 I mean, look at this. 27 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:52,670 You look fucking awesome. 28 00:01:53,550 --> 00:01:55,690 Yeah, and so much for under the radar. 29 00:01:57,110 --> 00:01:58,110 Right. 30 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:02,990 Listen, Diana, I am, I'm here, okay? 31 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,270 And I'm willing to fight with you. 32 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:22,320 My golden lasso will tell me if you're being truthful. 33 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:28,300 Okay. Go for it, Wonder Woman. 34 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:34,420 I do sense bravery. 35 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,340 Thanks. And valor. 36 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,700 What is your purpose here? 37 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:52,030 To determine the extent of the threat that you've discovered and help you 38 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:53,030 Earth and its inhabitants. 39 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:57,170 What are your powers? 40 00:02:58,510 --> 00:03:02,670 The string gives me immense powers and abilities by harnessing my willpower. 41 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:09,610 I can fly over Mach 10 in atmosphere just by creating an aerodynamic envelope 42 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:10,610 around myself. 43 00:03:10,670 --> 00:03:14,430 Now, if I'm towing another person, it's just... 44 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,270 at that, which is 1440 miles per hour. 45 00:03:17,510 --> 00:03:21,370 And, you know, just putting that out there in case you want to go for a ride 46 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:22,750 something. Mm -hmm. 47 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,830 And what are your weaknesses? 48 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:30,350 Weaknesses? I don't know. Ah, yellow. 49 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:32,190 Yellow? 50 00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:35,110 Yeah, yellow. 51 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:44,030 Look, because of a yellow impurity inside of my lantern, inside of its... 52 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,500 power core, you know, it just doesn't affect things that are yellow. 53 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:49,820 It's super dumb. 54 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:53,560 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 55 00:03:58,980 --> 00:04:00,780 What else are you not telling me? 56 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:07,200 Oh, um, I think you're extremely attractive and I really want to kiss you 57 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,200 really, really bad. 58 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:25,960 You're not so fast. 59 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:30,920 I gotta see if you're worthy for... Oh, Mr. Prince. 60 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:33,520 Oh, Mr. Prince. 61 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:37,320 Now Jordan has it. Yeah. 62 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,260 Captain. 63 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:41,440 Captain. 64 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:43,220 Captain. Captain. 65 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:44,740 Captain. 66 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,080 Captain. Captain. 67 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:50,700 Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. 68 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:50,940 Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. 69 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:50,940 Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. 70 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:50,940 Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. 71 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:50,940 Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. 72 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:50,940 Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. 73 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:51,299 Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. 74 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:51,860 Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. 75 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:51,860 Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. 76 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:52,860 Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. Captain. 77 00:04:57,220 --> 00:05:00,020 Thank you. 78 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,900 Well, you taste brave and chivalrous. 79 00:06:03,469 --> 00:06:05,070 Oh, God. 80 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:49,790 Powerful talk. 81 00:06:54,730 --> 00:06:55,730 Oh. 82 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:29,600 And appreciate her. 83 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:14,950 That's it. 84 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:16,590 Oh, yeah. 85 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,830 Is that deep enough? 86 00:08:18,370 --> 00:08:20,750 Huh? Let me see. 87 00:08:21,950 --> 00:08:23,510 Mmm. Mmm. 88 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:26,110 Mmm. 89 00:08:32,590 --> 00:08:34,370 I'm willing to get dirty for a good cause. 90 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:36,509 Uh -huh. 91 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:37,510 Uh -huh. 92 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:40,390 Oh, I'm sure they didn't teach you this at the mystery house. 93 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:42,809 Nobody taught me anything. 94 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:45,670 I know. 95 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:47,270 But I'm an Amazon warrior. 96 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:49,070 Yes, you are. And I need your help. 97 00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:53,530 Only when I don't want your help, though. 98 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:55,430 For the good of the world. 99 00:08:57,810 --> 00:09:01,450 Our duties are bigger than me. 100 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,000 It's bigger than your cock, believe it or not. 101 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,860 But one thing at a time. 102 00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:25,590 Mm -hmm. 103 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,710 Nice and warm in there for you. 104 00:09:28,090 --> 00:09:29,190 Mm -hmm. 105 00:09:29,550 --> 00:09:31,650 Oh, yeah. 106 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:40,010 Every part of my body is dedicated to this. 107 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:41,670 Okay. Mm -hmm. 108 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,030 Okay. 109 00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:44,810 Oh, 110 00:09:45,430 --> 00:09:47,950 okay. Oh, yeah. 111 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:51,070 Oh, you want something in there? 112 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,290 Yes. 113 00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:03,550 I'm not so good after all, are you? 114 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,250 Dirty boy. 115 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:16,790 I can't breathe. 116 00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:12,370 at 4 o 'clock 117 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,360 have to see how well you fare. 118 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:38,320 Before I can let you officially join, I have to see if you can handle a more 119 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,340 difficult adversary. 120 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,940 I'm going to have you stick it in my ass. 121 00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,880 Oh, wait until you see that Amazon. 122 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,280 Oh, yeah. 123 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,860 Oh, yeah. 124 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,440 Just like that. 125 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:06,680 You've done all the work. 126 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:11,900 How dare you push me around? 127 00:20:40,129 --> 00:20:43,710 Yeah. Oh, fuck yes. 128 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,170 Oh, fuck. 129 00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:47,530 Yeah, make me take that fucking car. 130 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:50,150 Yeah, show me how good you are. Yeah. 131 00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:53,390 You're just going to be such a valuable member of... 132 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,600 over me. 133 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,320 That's her. 134 00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:06,410 That's it, right there. Uh -huh. 135 00:27:06,670 --> 00:27:07,670 Yes. 136 00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:13,850 Fuck, yeah. 137 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,240 We should do this again sometime. 138 00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:43,300 Yeah. 139 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,960 I think we should. 140 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:48,820 Welcome to the league.